Im a terrible person
Im an anti Semite a memeber of the kkk and i hate all homosexual people and i kick cats. BUT on top of all that im stupid because i leave my tumblr on at other peoples houses
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The shit you see on Tumblr…..
^^^LOOOOL
Im having a heart attack from laughterlmfao wtfanyone notice what the shirt says? it just adds to the… the whatever.
this
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I love this movie hahaha
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Im an anti Semite a memeber of the kkk and i hate all homosexual people and i kick cats. BUT on top of all that im stupid because i leave my tumblr on at other peoples houses
lush valentines giveaway!
hiya. i’m lois & i’m a wee bit lush obsessed! since it’s valentines in a few weeks, i thought it’d be nice to do a wee lush giveaway! i love giving people presents & making up a personalized lush valentines day gift set sounds like fun! ^_^
this giveaway will include:
lush - a million kisses lip tint;
This year’s most fashionable and romantic lips are most definitely going to be rosy! A Million Kisses is our special Valentine’s lip tint for kissable lips that smell divinely of roses.
The main ingredient in this luxurious balm is organic rose hip oil, which not only tastes delicious but works beautifully on dry skin. - Moisturising and rehydrating your lips to make them kissably soft. For the colour we’ve chosen a seductive deep ruby red; wear it with your “come hither” eyes for instant attraction.
lush - chou chou i love you toothy tabs;
The one thing you absolutely have to have on Valentine’s day is lovely sweet-smelling breath for all the kissing you’re going to be doing. These brand new Toothy Tabs are scented and flavoured with rose, so they taste like Turkish Delight and make sure you’ve got the sweetest smooches around during this, the season of romance.
lush - magic mushroom bubble bar;
Some like to say it with flowers, but if you really want to make an impression on your beloved then you can’t do better than a bunch of mushrooms! Our Magic Mushroom is possibly the cutest bubble bar we’ve ever made, and he’s back by popular demand for another shot with Cupid’s arrow.
Magic Mushroom’s bright red top is scented with our famous Vanillary fragrance, while his white stem smells of strawberries, making a yummy strawberries and cream combo that’ll give piles of fruity bathtime bubbles.
lush - love potion massage bar;
In days of yore, a young maiden with her eyes on a likely lad would ask the village wise woman for a love potion. These days a girl needs to take a more hands-on approach, so we’ve created this modern alternative which is sure to get you plenty of amorous attention from your special someone.
Love Potion is a massage bar with a difference. As well as the soft, melty cocoa and shea butters we’ve added some cornflour to the mix, which absorbs excess oils. So when the massage is over, you’ll be left with skin that feels soft and touchable, but not greasy.
Love Potion is perfumed with our best-selling Love fragrance; a light, sexy apple scent with citrusy top notes to inspire devotion.
lush - leap frog bath ballistic.
What could be more romantic than a fizzy amphibian with big red lips? Though Miss Piggy might find him attractive to look at, his true beauty only becomes apparent when he hits the water. He’ll fragrance your bath with a sexy perfume of jasmine, sandalwood and rose that’s sure to send you toadily wild for his froggy charms.
As 2012 is a leap year and according to an ancient tradition, February 29th is when the girls get to propose! So, in honour of this event, we decided to rename our famous Frog Prince Bath Bomb and bring him out to celebrate. And, if you’re wondering whether to pop the question, he might just help you make up your mind…
lush - sweetheart soap;
As one of the most sensual soap creations to ever emerge from the Lush labs, Sweetheart is a real stunner. It looks sweet and innocent in white and pale pink, but it lathers into creamy gorgeousness.
Sweetheart’s fragrance goes straight to the heart of the matter, with a sensual blend of jasmine, mandarin and vanilla to gently inflame the passions and get things moving in the right direction.
depending on how popular the giveaway is, i may include a sample or spritzer of 25:43 perfume!
i will also include a piece of angels delight & candycane soap & samples of the following;
- the comforter bubble bar.
- sweetie pie shower jelly.
- whoosh shower jelly.
- jilted elf shower jelly.
- trichomania shampoo bar.
- american cream conditioner.
- retread.
- rub rub rub.
- creamed almond & coconut smoothie. (rare, discontinued, retro).
- snow fairy.
- dream cream.
- vanilla dee-lite.
- creamy candy (body lotion. rare, discontinued, retro).
open to absolutely everybody! however, if the ‘winner’ is from the uk, i will also include a fresh face mask!
if you would like to take part, please like & reblog this post. each reblog counts as one entry, so the more you spread the word, the more chance you have of winning! a winner will be picked at random on the 13th of february (at the latest).
so, who loves lush? :) ♥
SO CUTE
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I haven’t really long text blogged in awhile.
Well my day tomorrow looks like a fucking trip.
wake up- 6:15am
school - 7:15am
dealing with ignorant people all day.
school end -2:15 pm
finally get my mounted print - 2:20pm
Fashion Shoot details meeting - 2:45pm-ish
Varsity Soccer- 4:00pm
Freshman Basketball - 4:30pm
Baseball Practice-5:30pm
Hopefully doing a Senior shoot for someone on saturday all day probably just gunna be a chill we drive around and search for good spots and my dad wants me to go to the carshow that’s in town sunday but I think that’ll help me with my photo stuff with cars so win win…
so today people were talking about HP saying things like
“Rupert really wont go anywhere since Harry Potter is done. He’s not a very good actor, Ron is all he could be.”
YOUR FACE WONT GO ANYWHERE AFTER I SMASH IT WITH MY FIST.
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Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it.
However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.”
My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.
Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)
i love kids
this kid is a fucking ninja
ugh…
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